The following sound files are from
Dungeons & Ducks

It worked those ducks went down the drain
Bummer
What happened?
Someone's pulling our tails
Man do I ever get the feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore
Whoa this is blowing my mind daddy-o man
Could someone please explain what's going on around here?
I know I saw that episode go on
This is my kind of town baby
Hey you big weirdo quit pickin on that little wierdo
Hey take it easy you could poke someone's eye out with that thing. I should know.
Well looks can be decieving ya know.
Man a thing like that could spoil your whole day
Kid a verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on
Whoa now I know why they say you can't fight city hall
Sorry guys all flights are grounded till further notice
We gotta get that thing all the way up there? Have fun sonny the old brusitis is kicking up.
Quit foolin around and turn into something useful